A Week of Tweets on 2010-11-21

  • Went to McD's, ordered an Angus Bacon & Cheese. It came out with neither bacon nor cheese. Guy was upset he had to remake it. #
  • @Krystalle They have one simple goal: to own your entire social graph. in reply to Krystalle #
  • The downside to living longer is retiring later. It's not mean, it's just math. #
  • Oh dear… Human Centipede is available on Netflix Streaming. I don't want to watch it… but I probably will. #
  • It's surprisingly hard to write a mission statement without sounding like a pretentious douche. #
  • @etcet Well, yes. But since our business is neither in chewing bubblegum or kicking ass, I can't use that one. in reply to etcet #
  • @etcet "We're here to design web sites and kick ass. And we're all out of web sites…" in reply to etcet #
  • I think I'm going to change my name. Jason is just so boring. I'm thinking of going with Ja$on. #
  • @angelaadams Mostly they don't, because they are used to the smell. in reply to angelaadams #
  • Today, I am building a spam machine. I mean, an automated newsletter. #
  • Preparing Secret Santa gift for its long journey through the postal system… #

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A Grilled Cheese Sandwich

The wife and I went to breakfast this morning. Now, I am not a breakfast person really… I like cereal, I like bacon, sausage, good hashbrowns or potato cakes, and occasionally pancakes… I hate eggs, which seem to be the staple food of most restaurant breakfast plates. So we go to IHOP because she loves it. I scour the menu. I want to eat something, but not alot of something. Normally, I get the sampler, sub out the eggs for some extra bacon or something, and ask if they can sub out fries for the hashbrowns (IHOP’s are far too greasy and often undercooked in the center of the pile while be overcooked on the edges), but I’m not that hungry and eight dollars is a little much.

I finally spy the kids menu and decide I’ll settle for the grilled cheese with fries and get a side of bacon. $2.99 for the grilled cheese and fries, $2.19 for the bacon. Good deal. Only, the waitress informs me that you must be 12 or under to order from the kids menu. So I ask, “Is there an adult’s grilled cheese?” She tells me there isn’t, but they can make one, only they’ll have to ring it up as a side of toast ($2.19), a side of cheese ($.89), and a side of fries ($2.59)… $5.67 for the exact same meal they will sell for $2.99 to a kid. Add in my bacon I wanted and the meal is $7.86, which is actually more expensive than the sampler that contains twice as much food (two eggs, two bacon, two sausage, two ham, two pancakes, and hashbrowns). Ummm… what?

So I get a burger. I order it plain (as usual), and I even say, “I’d like it plain, with nothing on it.” It comes with lettuce, tomato and mayo. The waitress gives me an eat-shit look when I tell her I wanted it plain, like as if my decision not to eat what I didn’t order was ruining her day. IHOP just lost me as a customer, for life. Let’s hope the wife can forgive me.